i need a fren

i need a friend. u need a friend. we need friends. let’s be friends. listen to me listen, to me, i tell you. listen to me, listen to me, i tell you.

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johnni went to the market to buy some fish.

he thought he saw someone from nice, but he was mistaken, it was actually a fake accent and someone really “plastic”.  johnni bumped into this stranger by accident. and the stranger got pissed. he looked carefully at the stranger and realised it was his very own niece! what a surprise. how things have changed. his niece didn’t say a word. just stared at him not wanting to acknowledge him. well at first johnni got really really pissed. but hey, who gives a fish?! she’s not the one that johnni will miss.

sakura menotti plays with the cafe of iguana

Last saturday, i met calvin at the science centre in jurong east to have a buffet lunch.

photos courtesy of calvin… though i didn’t ask for his permission.

i stuffed myself so much i felt like puking.

thankfully i managed to walk it off. we went to queenstown to do some shopping. heh heh. i was playing his DS till we almost missed the stop. hahaha. i suck at computer games btw. anyways, i bought a very suggestive t-shirt which was on sale. hahaha! so fun!

calvin won this stuffed toy on his very first attempt. GENIUS! CLICK ON THESE WORDS TO FIND OUT MY BRAIN AGE!

after that i went to city hall to meet the gals- lovelle and carrie. i was early by circumstance and not by choice, so i decided to go find a nice cubicle to do some business. 2nd floor toilet was full. guys were milling around the basin. for some unknown reason, they had to continuously take serviettes to wipe their faces. and they just kept standing there and doing that. i was freaked out when one ang moh stared at me. i rinsed my hand and fled out of the toilet. 3rd floor was a no go either, cos there were people pooping in every cubicle i think. the smell the aroma. incredible. viola . so i walked to another section of the building to find another toilet. guess what, i saw the same guy on the 3rd floor. and he looked at me again. i ran into a cubicle and locked myself in. was he on patrol or something? or was he searching for a toilet just like me. i doubt it. no mood to poop anymore. had dinner. lovelle’s treat. so once again i stuffed myself with pizza and pasta… extremely rich and creamy food.

drink number one : white wine

after dinner, brought the gals to a club. no show for them cos it was way too early. the owner thought i was a guy called “jasper”? i think he was trying to create conversation. cos the gals bought

drink number two: hoegarden

and

drink number three: 10 tequila and apple shots.

yah… big spenders of course must talk

gotta get out.. needed to work the alcohol out of my system. my tummy was feeling really weird. the other club was full. went to cafe iguana. omg i just knew i had to do it. i ran to the toilet and people cleared the way for me. held opene the door for me. for dunno wat reason. think my facial expression was like ^ move it i got 10 foetuses coming out of my mouth ^ *HUAK* *HUAK* *HUAK* AKA vomit. description of vomit: really red and creamy. texture of pasta. i thought there were traces of blood. yucks. the smell. heavenly.

asked for warm water… after a while i decided that my night was over. carrie walked me to the taxi while lovelle chatted with her new fren. i felt it coming again. i ran to the toilet. its locked. went to the iguana’s toilet. tourist peeing. ^faster la^ out he goes, in i duked. *huak huak huak huak* heard carrie asking the tourist if i was okay. description of vomit: very dark brown, verging on black. i could feel the contractions of my tummy but nothing much was coming out. painful.

i felt much better after that. went home asap. thank god the taxi came almost instantly. cos i felt nauseous almost immediately after i stepped out of the cab.

random

i found my certificate. finally. urghz ! yes. thank god! and do u noe where i found it? actually my mum found it by accident. she said it dropped out from a gigantic A3 size file of hers while she was getting her materials ready for her meetin tomolow. AWESOME!!! i ransacked my room for 2 hours for nothing cept for excessive dust inhalation…

we need good health. i want good health. i want less stress. army the decisive force. fabian needs to rest.

Pooohh ohh wooh C.eremony

I’m finally back from Pulau Tekong. Yes we had our Passing Out Ceremony today. some ceremony it was. urghz. anyways, the day hasn’t been how I envisioned it to be but, yah the best part was us booking out although we were the last company to book out.

Is fabian an over-achiver? nope. he is just over ambitious. he plans alot alot alot of things in one day. he thinks that whatever seems theoretically possible will be physically conceivable. hahah, why? cos although fabian’s eyelids are starting to feel heavy, he is refusing to sleep now, wanna watch liverpool at 3 am with mummy =) aww… tomolow torn betwn. movie with Lieutenant Colonel Beh (refer to guy in civilian clothes- centre man) and platoon mates and hot lunch date with pre-enlistee xue. but most prob will go with xue la… my platoon mates wont miss me after just a few hours right ?

felt really upset with the situation just now. everything seemed so unfair. we didn’t even have a chance to change anything. no one wants to fight for us, all we did was rubbish work and we weren’t even acknowledged. sometimes it’s not what we do, but who we do it with…. whiskey platoon 3 section 3 batch 250108-110308 wo ai ni!

help

oh my god, im so tipsy. stupid carrieann just now order drinks like water like tat all just bcos of that guy. ahhh stupid, nearly make me vomit. she so drunk until cant even sit up straight la. she no energy to even open house gate… crAzy woman. lovelle is the ultimate best. lucky she decide to send carrie home…if not the taxi driver bring to thailand and see she will also laugh…

kana sai… why like that … i not happy with it at all

the weathered inspired you

the weather is good,

the sky is blue,

when i close my eyes

i think of you.

head bent low,

trying hard,

if you’re not the one, hey i already know.

 

does it mkae sense to play along, knowing that my heart will one day break and fall.

what seems fun is not the game, but rather it’s the fact that you are in the game.

hey top and bottom

wondering what Fabian has been up to?

went to outram park to eat my fave roast duck… BUT stall closed. sadness and disappointment man… sigh… anyways after lunch family decided to go to some feng shui stall to but some things. mum and i were like idling around. hahaha.. after that went to chiong to town to meet peeps like vernon, xue and terence and jonathan. we caught meet the spartans. I had serveral strange cravings yesterday.

No. 1 : SWEET popcorn- why strange? cos fabian like SALTY food. i always go for salty and extra butter and salt… but for some strange reason i felt like eating sweet and crunchy popcorn. so i got it.

meet the spartans was really dumb. crappy and so a small extent rather idiotic and nonsensical. i found it rather cheapo, could tell that not a lot of money was spent on production. poor xue slept through it… awww xue i noe u sacrifice for me… lol i like such stupid, brainless shows.

after we chiong to paragon to shop. armani close le. ck nothing to buy. so we go club. me v and jon. V super cute la.. buy 7 up… okay then he cinderella need to go home… send him home that time his mom talk 2 me on mobile. hahaha. lucky i havent drunk yet… if not i blabber nonsense to her. hahaha. yesterday something BIG happened.

to v: do u remember that man who tried to call me out. u noe that one outside the 2nd club we tried to enter… let’s call him policeman. he used to be one i think… anyways he is seriously creepy… no he wasnt trying to arrest me. he just call me and ask me to talk 2 him. i just ignore him and pretend to talk on the phone. oMG! the stupid club refuse to give me free entry cos i neh bring my ID… i tell you he keep touching my back ask me to go to his side… i tell you… vern, jon and i Just SPRINT like the wind… hahahaha… scrary man… u shd never meet ppl like him sigh… all my fault go and noe such ppl… he send me over 10 smses since yesterday although i didnt reply to a single one of them. i just received another 1…. he thinks v and jon is my… HAHAHAHAH!

anyways, when jon is around.. i won go and dance de. cos i don wan to dance and leave him alone at the table… and also i don wan him 2 see me dancing. so i drag him 2 the dancefloor. lol we vibrated for 3 minutes then i decided to go eat something.

Craving no.2: chocolate cake. haha we almost boarded the cab to go either holland V or airport to find cake… when suddenly….

Craving no. 3 kicked in. : ROTI PRATA. hahaha either jalan kayu or thomson. so went to the 24 hour prata house at thomson. haha we ate mushroom cheese, egg and plain prata… lol i don like it lei… it doesn’t have the traditional taste… seems like they using a different kind of flour or something… hmmm not disgusting but… different.

btw… i had an army photo shoot. hahaha i didnt noe we weren’t allowed to smile. i think i will be the only smiling like a mad kid in the photo. LOL. picture serious dudes and a smiling loony. LOl btw the photo shoot was hilarious, the bench which my fren was standing on… BROKE!!!!!!!!! hahahah !crash! haahaha i laugh for 5 minutes non stop! my word, it was funny!

danger

the i pod nano.

somehow i feel that its music quality pales in comparison to pther mp3 playerS? is this true? how can i improve it? can someone please offer advice…

anyways, im rushing off soon

=. urghz.