cucumber headache

im having a headache now. why?

Because, when the sun shines we shine together… …

I bought a cucumber which cost 35 cents. (it was actually 39 cents but NTUC rounded it down to 35 cents). So anyways, i cut the cucumber into slices. placed it in a zip lock bag,  and placed that zip lock bag into another zip lock bag. The double sealed bag was then chucked into the freezer.

Placed some of the cucumber on my face b4 my nap. Now I’m having a headache cos i was trying too hard not to move when the cucumber slices were on my face. sighs.

toielt paper

i just got scolded/ reprimanded/ shouted at/ barked at/ fucked for using too much toilet paper.

He told me to contribute to the toilet paper since i’m already earning money from army. Contribute?! hah, take from army toilet and give u use lor..

sigh it just sucks ..

dont scold me anymore.. i will run ...

cohesion data 1- bad staff

you’ll never believe what happened today. i went shopping with HiM after cohesion. Oh my, and it actually wasn’t that bad an experience.

i bought an original mr MAN tee, at long last. haha. 

WOOT! anyways, i hope to take my half day leave tomorrow noon and clear leave like free from friday till the end of the year. 

awaiting a new beginning?

what i’m trying to say is…

when i call someone obnoxious, it means…

“guys like u never notice girls like us.” a quote from grey’s anatomy. ego-boosting ride. taken for granted.

would ppl still notice if we looked any different?

i know what my addiction is

oh my i know what my addiction is. one two three let’s go. i’ll be looking labels and looking for love.

im sitting in front of the com. blasting sex and the city music. shaking and checking friendster’s SISTAS’ profiles (haha) and yah.. hmm having fun!

hmm yah after ive repllied all the messages. nothing better to do. waiting for my mask to dry up. wash face then  nap? mayb i can find joy in a dream?

the road to hell is paved with good intentions? if u want it come and get it.

subway eatfresh

hello this so lame, i am at raffles city about to start something illegal hahaha. im going to be late for it! lol so cool im at esprit, courtesy to terence. thank Q. bye. i love and hate so many people. but in order to be happy i have to love more people. right? right. cya. bye. stupid idiot! no i mean, clever person. W WHATEVER!

happy mothers’ day

today is mothers’ day in singapore. happy mothers’ day mom. but i realised that the more u try to make a day seem extra special to someone, the more awkward it will be and less special. so just be yourself. oh yah and i learnt the meaning of tolerance. i learnt how 2 use it instead of walking out of the car, slamming the door and scolding vulgarities (out loud that is). yes it has resulted in me having a throbbing headache. 

on a separate note, if ure reading this, hi jason koh from starhub. u owe me those virtual things i gave u (: 

 

 

xue hu and i killing time at the starhub shop. i was finding fault with my phone so we sat at the customer service centre for 10 minutes. and i talked 2 the lady for 3 mins. and ended up with nothing cos my phone was perfectly fine. hahaha!

 

i love shopping for swimming trunks. esp. if they are cheap. lol bods sale at isetan. irrisistable. yes amy, ure “charm” has definitely rubbed off on me. thanks alot i guess. hahaha.

 

i just love to go out with these 2 bitches. hahahaha dont call me a bitch xue hu. i dont like ppl to call me that. only i get to call people that.

 

hi. shiyun and kevin. shiyun can send me pics from airport? kevin, quote subway conversation “ i wanna tell you something, i dont have a crush on you, but i think you’re cute.” muahahahahahahhahahaa. i love ure expression. the blur/blank face then u shake it off. wahahahaha! but seriously, i dont have any feelings for u kevin. you’re a guy.

*laughs*

yoga oeti

today we had the usual fitness run. after the run, we had the most unusual cool down exercise. hahaha. u will laugh when u read this.

we were told to sit down. and cross our legs. haha.. then they asked us to close our eyes. and place our hands on top our laps. hahaha. we were doing yoga. i was trying to control my laughter. i was bursting inside. when the instructor said” feel the relaxation start from the tips of your hair… going down to ure forehead and ears and lips… ” i was like BUAHAHAHAHAHA… almost burst out in full blown shrieking laughter.

can u imagine… a bucnh of guys doing YOGA.. but .. i think that many guys actually wanna learn it. and kinda like it i think. cos i sorta peeked when everyone’s eyes were supposed 2 b closed. and i noticed that the most muscular sporty guys were actually concentrating really hard to do it right. backs straight and eyes fully closed… hahaha so interesting.. anyways… everytime the instructor gave a new description of how to relax.. i will have 2 purse my lips and squint my eyes to control my laughter. hahaha. can u imagine… lol ” now imagine ureself relaxing… ure bodies healing after the run. ure body repairng itself. ure blood is running through ure veins.. u are healthy.” BUAHAHAHAha.

and yah… after the exercise, i was expecting there to be lots of ridcule, but i didn’t hear a single sarcastic comment. no one seemed to wanna mock the exercise at all. lol… welll, i guess guys are really more shy than girls when it comes to admitting that they like certain things, are they? heh.. haha

i need a fren

i need a friend. u need a friend. we need friends. let’s be friends. listen to me listen, to me, i tell you. listen to me, listen to me, i tell you.

…

johnni went to the market to buy some fish.

he thought he saw someone from nice, but he was mistaken, it was actually a fake accent and someone really “plastic”.  johnni bumped into this stranger by accident. and the stranger got pissed. he looked carefully at the stranger and realised it was his very own niece! what a surprise. how things have changed. his niece didn’t say a word. just stared at him not wanting to acknowledge him. well at first johnni got really really pissed. but hey, who gives a fish?! she’s not the one that johnni will miss.

sakura menotti plays with the cafe of iguana

Last saturday, i met calvin at the science centre in jurong east to have a buffet lunch.

photos courtesy of calvin… though i didn’t ask for his permission.

i stuffed myself so much i felt like puking.

thankfully i managed to walk it off. we went to queenstown to do some shopping. heh heh. i was playing his DS till we almost missed the stop. hahaha. i suck at computer games btw. anyways, i bought a very suggestive t-shirt which was on sale. hahaha! so fun!

calvin won this stuffed toy on his very first attempt. GENIUS! CLICK ON THESE WORDS TO FIND OUT MY BRAIN AGE!

after that i went to city hall to meet the gals- lovelle and carrie. i was early by circumstance and not by choice, so i decided to go find a nice cubicle to do some business. 2nd floor toilet was full. guys were milling around the basin. for some unknown reason, they had to continuously take serviettes to wipe their faces. and they just kept standing there and doing that. i was freaked out when one ang moh stared at me. i rinsed my hand and fled out of the toilet. 3rd floor was a no go either, cos there were people pooping in every cubicle i think. the smell the aroma. incredible. viola . so i walked to another section of the building to find another toilet. guess what, i saw the same guy on the 3rd floor. and he looked at me again. i ran into a cubicle and locked myself in. was he on patrol or something? or was he searching for a toilet just like me. i doubt it. no mood to poop anymore. had dinner. lovelle’s treat. so once again i stuffed myself with pizza and pasta… extremely rich and creamy food.

drink number one : white wine

after dinner, brought the gals to a club. no show for them cos it was way too early. the owner thought i was a guy called “jasper”? i think he was trying to create conversation. cos the gals bought

drink number two: hoegarden

and

drink number three: 10 tequila and apple shots.

yah… big spenders of course must talk

gotta get out.. needed to work the alcohol out of my system. my tummy was feeling really weird. the other club was full. went to cafe iguana. omg i just knew i had to do it. i ran to the toilet and people cleared the way for me. held opene the door for me. for dunno wat reason. think my facial expression was like ^ move it i got 10 foetuses coming out of my mouth ^ *HUAK* *HUAK* *HUAK* AKA vomit. description of vomit: really red and creamy. texture of pasta. i thought there were traces of blood. yucks. the smell. heavenly.

asked for warm water… after a while i decided that my night was over. carrie walked me to the taxi while lovelle chatted with her new fren. i felt it coming again. i ran to the toilet. its locked. went to the iguana’s toilet. tourist peeing. ^faster la^ out he goes, in i duked. *huak huak huak huak* heard carrie asking the tourist if i was okay. description of vomit: very dark brown, verging on black. i could feel the contractions of my tummy but nothing much was coming out. painful.

i felt much better after that. went home asap. thank god the taxi came almost instantly. cos i felt nauseous almost immediately after i stepped out of the cab.